Peptic!

After a long time procrastinating, and trying every home/dietary/funny-feng-shui type-things cure, after yet another stomach attack, I today decided to call in sick, and go to the Doc.

The Doc in question was Doctor Ajay Bhalla, Gastroentrologist. After a decent amount of questioning, and then limited amount of stomach prodding, he reached the following conclusions.

Diagnosis

A classic case of Peptic Ulcers, every single symptom, in fact, pointing to it.

The Bad News

I have to have three pills every day. I hate pills. I'm also not allowed anything chilly, and have to eat "bland food". My stomach itself is in a woozy state, and doesn't feel all that good. I also can't lie down for two hours after eating, and considering that, as you will see, I will be eating pretty much all the time, I'm going to get no rest.

The Good News

The Doc prescribed having Five, I kid you not, Five meals a day. Breakfast, mid-day snack, lunch, mid-evening snack, and dinner. Also, the good Doc says that I'll be cured in 7 days, and can then return to my regular eating life, or come back to him for an endoscopy(where I suspect a long thin camera tube will be shoved down my thoat, not too keen on that, I'm not.