A Slightly Pinkish one will do

Now that brother dearest is going to Bangalore, he's going to need some transportation money. He should travel first class, by plane, nonetheless, and for this you need money. Me being the ever enterprising one (I'm the one who revolutionized the Canteen Duty System, by introducing Hafta system) came up with a brilliant plan to secure this paisa maal.

See, IIM has this instant draw to it, and added to that, Bhaiyya has a good few other things going for him.
Presenting!

Bhaiyya's Matrimonial

Aadisht Khanna: Fair, 5 foot 8.5 inches Punjabi boy; Engineering graduate, currently doing first year in IIM Bangalore. From a liberal and open minded Business family, owning property in South Delhi Locality. Teetotaller and non-smoker, occasionally vegetarian. Religion/height no bar. Dimples and curly hair preferred. Horoscope not required.
Please send in your biodata and a cash amount of Rs. 100 enclosed in envelope to be considered, c/o Bhavya Khanna, B1/40, Safdarjung Enclave.


Ma says that at least 200 applicants would apply, I mean, Engineering and IIM doesn't just grown on trees! Thats a cool Rs. 20,000 I could rob from sick, deranged parents who think that money can buy their child's happiness.

Oh, and of course, I'd take a bit of a cut. That, of course, goes without saying.