Yet Another Hair Brained Scheme

It's wonderful how many wonderfully scary ideas and concepts begin with the phrase "Me and PC were talking".

So basically, the both of us were talking, and that got us thinking. We both have incredible cred. in DPS, and were respected, and in my case, much loved members of the community. Thus, we plan to leverage that credibility, by offering free advice on all matters, relating to college applications, general life in DPS, how to get things done, and of course, relationship related problems.
We're especially keen on offering advice on the relationship problems, they'll be the most fun.
We enjoy a good laugh.
So if anyone's having some problems, or can't cope with Mamta Sharma, or any of the sort, don't forget to drop an email at shahjikiadvice@gmail.com, and have your favourite, most trusted, most devotedly sincere problem solvers work something out for you.

Yes, this is for real.