Take Two

People are crazy, times are strange
Things are generally liable to change
Like a hell froth, boil and bubble
double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and couldron bubble
Eye of newt and toe of frog
Wool of bat and tongue of dog
Adder's fork and blindworm's sting
And yet many more a troubling thing
Oh, just in case you were looking
It's not only pulao that's been cooking
Now, dear lot, do not be unkind
I have not, in fact, lost my mind
This talk of change has warped your mind
And before some begin to grumble
It's to myself that I do mumble
By Toutatis, Mars, Juno or Ra
I swear that this shall still be Blah!
I just wished to take the trouble
To tell you that its daily dose will double